• Every looks great in these character posters for American Hustle. I mean, Christian Bale looks paricularly not great, but everyone else? Except for Bradley Cooper? Everyone else looks great, except not so much Jeremy Renner either!  -HuffingtonPost
  • Want to watch some clips from the upcoming Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Escape Plan? Well, no one can stop you! -FilmDrunk
  • Plz meet Walter Blanco and the rest of the cast of the upcoming Latin American version of Breaking Bad, Metastasis. -AVClub
  • Amazon orderd a pilot from Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman called  Mozart in the Jungle. -Splitsider
  • Did Zac Efron and Nicki Minaj do it with each other?! As they say, no one on their deathbed looks back on their life and wishes they spent MORE time not wondering about whether or not Zac Efron and Nicki Minaj did it with each other. -Dlisted
  • And finally, here is Susan Dominus’s frequently sad profile of Daniel Radcliffe from this week’s New York Times Magazine. -NYTimes
Comments (20)
  1. I really like the American Hustle posters, but David O. Russel should probably have included his name at the bottom at least one more time.

  2. Christian Bale looks like a car interior that smells like 35-year-old cigarette smoke in that poster.

  3. Oh Jennifer. Oh JEN.

  4. Oh, Christian. I still would. Your masculine sway is disturbing.

    • Right? Render me helpless if he propositions me!

      • Don’t bother. He’ll just throw you aside when he’s done with you. Trust me, I know…

        • This is the best Christian Bale gif I have ever seen. Thank you, FT, for bringing it into my life.

          • I am so glad I’m not alone here. I feel I haven’t been able to properly express the level of my infatuation with Christian Bale to friends because I just start rambling when I think about him. That, and they’re all in agreement about his underlying crazytownbananapants tendencies. Though if he weren’t already spoken for, I would totally have his adorably accented, pointy faced, and possibly very angry babies IN A HEARTBEAT.

            …that ended on a different note than I had intended. Meh, I’m sticking to it.

  5. heads up that last link is not linked correctly

  6. Everyone in American Hustle DOES look beautiful, but they must also be honest.

  7. Jeremy Renner looks like Michael Douglas’ face got smushed a little in this. I am into Cooper’s hair and the ladies look amazeballz (yes, I’m STILL saying that).

  8. So, we reckon Kelly was killed by the Innkeeper ghosts, then?

  9. The only thing that would make Amy Adams hotter is if she’s a Tea Party Republican.

    If she is, she can work to bring down “HOLLYWOOD” (real name: “Commie Wood”) from the inside and also make me 300 sandwiches. YEAHHHH.

    If she is not then I hope she’s looking forward to the Lake of Fire where Jesus will make her fellate Satan’s barbed Cock for all Eternity.


  10. So are Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence BFFs who send each other every script they ever get, with “I’ll do it if you do it” written in the margins?

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