After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the James Franco And An Unsure Puppy Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.
- You can now watch Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s First Promo for the 2014 Golden Globes, if you’d like to. Although you probably already saw it last night, when it aired during the live Sound of Music special? Everybody watched that thing! -Celebuzz
- Conan auditions for TV commercials. -TeamCoco
- Keri Russell and her husband got a divorce, which is sad and none of our business, but I do like to take any opportunity to look at Keri Russell and see how beautiful her face is, so. -Dlisted
- For some reason, no one can really pin down what that accidental sex scene was that all those kids saw in Florida. At first people were saying it was from Nymphomaniac, but now they are saying it was from Dallas Buyers Club. That one makes more sense! -FilmDrunk
- What’s next for the Cohen Brothers? -/Film
- Want to watch the trailer for the Colombian adaptation of Breaking Bad? You can! -DeathAndTaxes
They should feature The United State Air Force Band, they should happen around Christmas time, they should be nice to listen to, they should only add joy and bother no one, and they should happen at the Air and Space museum. Is that so much to ask?! (Via ViralViral.)
Can you believe that when we come back here next week, it’s going to be December 9th? You should believe it, it makes sense (today is December 6th), but MAN OH MAN! How many shopping days do we even have left?! Not very many at all! Luckily I don’t need them, though, because I’ve already gotten you guys all of these great GIFs! AahahahahhahAHHHHHHHH. I’m sorry! Let’s look at them, though!
Spider-Man / Spider-Man / Does whatever a trailer can / It’s the Spi- / -Der-Man Trailer / We’re gonna watch the Spider-Man trailer / LOOK OUT! / Here’s comes the Spider-Man (trailer)! Yay! We did it, we wrote the opening to the trailers post and now we’re done with that part and we’re never going to look back, yay!
Next Thursday, let’s all gather around the fireplace (it’s the holidays, so please feel free to refer to your computer as “the fireplace”), and talk about the movie Die Hard! Which we will have watched alone, in advance! And which I have actually never seen! Sounds perfect. I hope there’s dancing!
I cannot believe how many people I know watched the live Sound of Music last night on NBC. I even watched it! Some of it! Carrie Underwood — a little bit better than Julie Andrews? I know you don’t need to hear another critic say it, but as far as I’m concerned, everyone should be forced to throw their old copies of The Sound of Music into the garbage, buy the NBC live DVD version of the stage musical, AND NEVER REFER TO THAT OLD TRASH AGAIN! (Just kidding, Carrie Underwood was bad!) But, even though Carrie Underwood’s Maria was a treat (it wasn’t a treat) it meant that there was no Parks and Recreation, no 30 Rock, no Community, and no The Office. (Haha, remember when that was the lineup?) (AND WE STILL COMPLAINED?) But that’s fine. FOX is Must-See NBC now, and there were still some shows on there! The Mindy Project was one of them! We found Mindy planning a gluten- and alcohol-free office party for everyone in their building, in order to lure Cliff into a sex trap, and the British doctor isn’t fat for no reason anymore, which is nice, and also Maria Menounos. The Mindy Project still runs into some of the problems it had in the first season — mainly that it seems to always be stumbling, never quite sure of what it is or what it wants to be — but I think the supporting cast has grown into itself well enough that the stumbling doesn’t distract too much. It has come to be a very funny show! Lots of laughing out loud! And Danny Castellano’s Aaliyah dance? Give me a break. Very weird, very good, I like it, marry me Danny Castellano. NEXT: Brooklyn Nine-Nine! Chelsea Peretti is VERY GOOD ON THIS TELEVISION SHOW! “Did you make the cover of ‘Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?’” is just the funnniest. The dynamic shifting (if it does shift) between Boyle and Diaz might help to freshen up what already seems like, even though the show itself is new, a fairly worn-in group dynamic, but we’ll have to wait and see. Young Holt was very enjoyable. Very good show, I like it, the end. Comedy Bang Bang and Bob’s Burgers continue to be perfect. WHAT DID YOU THINK?
This is less for the bubbles, more for the fun banter. I love Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan as much as the next casual viewer of Live! With Kelly and Michael (who loves them very much), but is it too late to get these guys in there? They can bring the bubbles, I don’t care. They can do regular outdoor segments, film it in Manitoba, whatever it takes to get them in a studio. Someone get Gelman on the phone! (Via reddit.)