How was your day today? Were you hounded about your personal life in a bunch of different interviews that you have to do for your job where, in each one, you have to figure out a polite way to say “it’s none of your business and I don’t want to talk about it,” but then in one of them you did say that you’re not in a relationship right now, so maybe, actually, hey, maybe we can be the ones that date you, Benedict Cumberbatch?! From the Telegraph, via Celebitchy:
Unattached after splitting with girlfriend Anna Jones following a 12-year relationship with Olivia Poulet, he likes to keep his private life closed to outsiders and avoids talking about girlfriends. “I draw the line about answering questions like that,” he says with a polite smile. “I’m not a commitment-phobe and I was in a relationship for 12 years. But am I in a relationship now? Not right at the moment.”
Not right at the moment? CHA-CHING! Hahaha. We have a chance, everybody! Now’s our time to go for it. What are you going to do to make Benedict Cumberbatch yours? What do you think he likes? Punk records? “I bought you a copy of Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables on vinyl, it’s an Alternative Tentacles pressing.” A NICE DINNER? I don’t know! I’m sure one of us will marry him, though, eventually. Sometimes you can just feel things and know them 4sure. Anyway, how was your day?