“Listen. I know you’ve probably already made up your mind about what you’re going to think about my wife. Yes, she walked down the aisle to a cover of Buckcherry’s ‘Crazy Bitch’ (which might have actually included her singing?), the song that includes the lines, ‘Hey, you’re crazy, bitch, but you fuck so good I’m on top of it,’ and ‘Scream so loud, getting fuckin’ laid, you want me to stay, but I got to make my way.’ Yes, there were children present — both of our families were present, it was a wedding! What, do you think our families aren’t going to be present? Give me a break. But, you know what, I love her. I love the fact that she wanted to walk down the aisle to Buckcherry’s ‘Crazy Bitch,’ and that she didn’t let anything — sense, decency, compromise — stop her. I love that when some truly awful people were rude to her on YouTube, she responded to them and stood up for herself. I love that she is unapologetic and that she understands that it doesn’t matter what strangers on the Internet think, as long as she is living a life she is happy with. She’s my girl, and if you all want to go out there and marry some girl or guy who’s too afraid to do the thing that he or she wants to do at his or her own wedding, you go for it. I don’t care what you do. All I care about is what I do, and what my girl does. And we do whatever the hell we want.” -You

I totally agree with everything you’re saying, man, but, ah, ahhhh, uhhhh, eeeeeeeaaakk. :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ Girl, you are a crazy bitch! (Via Uproxx.)

Comments (42)
  1. I was all “whaaaaa?” until she reached her groom and the line of ushers with their bandanas. And then I was all “ohhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhh.”

  2. Classic!

  3. So you’re saying I shouldn’t walk down the aisle to “How Many Licks”?

  4. Eh, it’s her day, she can walk down the aisle however she pleases. But given the lyrics to this particular song, a “no children at the wedding” rule would have been appropriate.

  5. That sent chills down my neck, my back, etc.

  6. Well if you think this is so ridiculous, then please, tell me, what Buckcherry song SHOULD she have used?!

  7. Along with their families,
    Bride The Bride
    and
    Groom The Groom
    Would like to invite you to join them and a bunch of empty chairs
    on
    Saturday, the Third of August, Two-Thousand and Thirteen
    at
    One in the Afternoon
    at
    Some Person’s Lawn

  8. Some of those Youtube comments were obviously trolls, but to the others I say:

  9. It seemingly went over as well with her friends and family that were there live as it did with the youtube commenters. Some of the crowd appears to disperse during the “march.”

  10. ‘Merican Wedding.

  11. I really admire her “I can do whatever I want” defense. Very adult defense.

  12. I wish this lady had been on Four Weddings. (Yes, sometimes I watch Four Weddings, shut up.)

    • It’s a good show! When I’m home my niece, my brother’s gf and I watch Four Weddings and Wipeout together. AND WE ENJOY IT ALL.

  13. I’m sorry, did you put something on youTube and get a different kind of attention from what you thought you deserved? Here, take all my sympathy. It’s just gushing out of me.

  14. Her parents are so proud of her. She’s matured into such a lovely lady.

  15. NSFW (Not Safe For Wedding)

  16. I remember being really upset that the church I got married at made you get pre-approval of all music before the ceremony. My mom tried to defend the church by saying that some people choose crazy music for their wedding and she used the example of a high school classmate of hers that had “You Ain’t Nothing But a Houndog” play when he entered the church but I think now we have a way better example.

  17. i’ve always said that i want my first dance to be to Nine Inch Nails “Closer” and just make direct eye contact with my grandma or the father of the bride during the inappropriate parts

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