Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy:

“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”

Due to the fact that this is the Internet, I am duty bound to declare this FAKE and GAY.

Comments (72)

  1. She was there, too.

  2. Whose first time wasn’t photographed by Crispin Glover and punctuated by randomly yelling ” Watch it McFly”

  3. Michael Cera is the same age as me?! Michael Cera is the same age as me.

    We should be BFF!!

  4. I’ve seen Michael Cera lose his virginity in every single one of his movies so really, I know.

  5. So, did he lose his virginity to Crispin Glover?

  6. NOT NEAR as enjoyable AS LISTENING to Allison BRIE’S SEXCAPADES.

  7. It is fake and gay. This is how he actually lost it:

  8. (Sorry, I gotta use it again)


  9. I lost it to a carnie on a futon. No joko.

  10. Wow, they should totally take that anecdote and make a movie out of it, with Micheal Cera playing himself.
    Oh wait, they already have. TEN TIMES!

  11. Just like many of his movies, Michael Cera’s love life can be summed up with a climatic finger bang.

  12. Get your damn hands off her.

  13. Michael is waaay telling the truth. It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.

  14. I don’t think Michael Cera’s lost his virginity because I think he’s a chicken. That’s right a chicken.

  15. You know, that Public Storage right next to TomatoBank. And there was totally a double-rainbow after that freezing rainstorm.

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  17. Crispin Glover was there with a disposible camera when I lost my virginity. Dude’s weird like that.

  18. “I’ve had [very disturbing] sex.”
    -M. Cera

  19. Crispin Glover is my density!

    But seriously. He’s my favorite actor. It’s sort of disconcerting to read Michael Cera talking about losing his virginity in the midst of the man whose snot I saw in “Willard.”

  20. Soon after giving this interview, Cera took Crispin Glover home and finally got some sleep.

  21. I can’t believe Michael Cera had pop-pop on the roof of a Public Storage building.

  22. So wait: If something exists on the Internet, and no one’s around to call it fake and/or gay, does it sound like one hand clapping?


  23. In all seriousness, reading the whole interview, he’s actually a pretty funny guy.

    I really do read Playboy for the articles!

  24. As much as I dislike Michael Cera’s inability to play anyone other than George Michael, I do have to say I found that story pretty amusing. But what I find even more amusing is that Michael Cera is apparently such a sex icon that he got interviewed by Playboy. Hi. What?

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