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Heh heh, "Why do you let me stay here" played through my head as I read this. Nice Gabe.
on You Can Make It Up: Batman And The Joker Have Sex With Each Other at July 17, 2008 9:15 PMScore = 0
While Trenita is an interesting character to be sure, but if you click the link you will find Amanda. She's a 23 y/o regional manager who admits her guilty pleasure is evicting people then promptly goes off on a tangent that ends up with her covertly confessing that she is a furry and her costume is probably a cat.
on Meet Trenita, The Puzzling Queen Of Comcast Dating On Demand at July 9, 2008 12:25 PMScore = 0
Brad Pitt punched in the face = My movie dollars
on The New Burn After Reading Trailer Cuts The Bullshit at June 20, 2008 2:37 PMScore = 0
Gabe,
While I in large part agree with your conclusions, (except about Kevin smith, but that's another matter) there was one saving grace in this film for me. After the rediculousness past the hour mark, I was comforted in the notion that I'd heard Sarah Michelle Gellar finally admit that she liked to be fucked hard. Even if it was in character, that soundbite will fuel Buffy fantasies for years to come.
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Spike and Lisa should have both already been gone. Lisa has consistently sucked. For me, Spike wavered between being such a complete douche I'd gladly punch him in the face and "kinda funny" so wearing that hat could be excused. Blaise will take on 3 women and rise victoriously wearing his pink shirt and headband standing atop their broken and dill sauce covered bodies.
on Top Chef: Who Will Beat The Meat? at May 30, 2008 11:32 AMScore = 0
Indeed. He had talent, but he was an asshole. But I would have been just as pleased if the ax came down on Lisa. Were Dale smart, he would not have argued with Lisa for control. I would have let that perpetually agitated tramp dig her own grave. And also, how many more eliminations can Spike survive with the extremely tired "It wasn't me" excuse?
on Top Chef: We Salute You, Fallen Soldier at May 22, 2008 5:04 PMScore = 0
I totally watched this to get my teen superhero team fix after Power Rangers went off. The alien bird was the absolute shit. And no, I'm not ashamed. Big Bad Beetle Borgs or VR Troopers next!
on Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills at May 22, 2008 4:59 PMScore = 0
I also enjoyed Southland Tales. Where else can I hear Sarah Michelle Gellar say "I like to get fucked hard" other than in my fantasies?
on Sorry To Ruin Your Coy Parade, Richard Kelly at May 13, 2008 2:51 PMScore = 0
Every. Fucking. Week. and I'd know that theme song.
on Lost To Be Rebroadcast On Nick At Nite at April 10, 2008 5:57 PMScore = 0
Gotta agree with a few comments. Hudson Hawk was horrid on purpose so successfully, in fact, I own it on DVD and pop it in when ever I catch CSI: Miami just to watch Bruce Willis punch David Caruso in the nose. Well ,then and whenever I see 'Jade' in my TV listings. I also have to throw my support behind Ultraviolet. I generally laugh at terrible movies. I could only watch horrified as this utter crapfest destroyed my every hope for mankind. Throw William Fichtner in for good measure, and by the time the credits rolled, my cousin was calling me in off the rails of my balcony. And I once sat through an all night film fest showing Sleepaway Camp, The Mad Man Mars, and Hot Wet American Summer.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round Two at July 24, 2008 9:17 PMScore = 0