Max Silvestri
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Remember that episode of Lost where Desmond keeps seeing visions of Charlie's death, so in the course of one episode you see Charlie getting a fucking arrow in the throat like seven times, each time as gruesome as the last? But then he doesn't end up dying in that episode.
Gossip Girl needs an episode like that with Dan, where we get the satisfaction of him getting an arrow right in the throat again and again.
on Gossip Girl: Be Thankful I Don't Talk About Serena And Aaron Rose at November 18, 2008 1:00 PMScore = 2
Thank you for the shout out and also the great recap, Gabe. I hope your readers know that they can never fully understand the implications of a reality show until they've read at least two humorous recaps.
on Top Chef: If You Can Brunoise It Here, You Can Brunoise It Anywhere at November 13, 2008 12:48 PMScore = 1
I hope you mean that Devil's Advocate is the best movie because Devil's Advocate is the best movie.
In reply to Amil's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown at November 4, 2008 12:21 PMScore = 0
Wait, do you empathize with Dan? He is the worst. He is the c-word in this relationship, and Serena is not baking soda but cocaine. They go together like cocaine and a guy c-word.
on Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With at October 28, 2008 1:57 PMScore = 0
Whenever I get my shirt really sweaty, I take it off and get it a tiny little bit more wet than squeeze the sweat water all over my face and body.
That's what's done.
on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Powder at October 28, 2008 12:51 PMScore = 2
No one watches anything on Showtime. It's all an illusion.
In reply to randi's comment on Mad Men: "That's What Husbands Are For" at October 27, 2008 3:41 PMScore = 0
"Leave the clothes. There's no time!"
In reply to Lauren's comment on True Blood: Worst. Deus Ex Machina. Ever. at October 27, 2008 12:56 PMScore = 3
I continue to admire Andy Samberg.
on Last Night's Thursday SNL 65% Funnier Than A Regular SNL at October 24, 2008 10:46 AMScore = 0
Oh DREW. You know that was me.
In reply to Drew's comment on Gabe And Max Are Your Boyfriends at October 17, 2008 12:52 AMScore = 0
I laughed out loud at "Syler" and upside down boobs.
on Star Trek Martian Graduate! at November 19, 2008 3:28 PMScore = 0