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OH my God, Lindsay. Watch some Batmans. Seriously.

on Friday Fight: Batman Vs Everyone at July 18, 2008 4:00 PM
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I didn't really like/get Squid and the Whale either. Maybe I had too happy of a childhood to understand all that ~angst~

In reply to Lucie A.'s comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round Two at July 18, 2008 1:37 PM
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This post-teenage girl is ready for a Cthulhu love story.

on What Will Be The Next Teenage Vampire? at July 18, 2008 11:32 AM
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You're my faaaaaavorte. Not. (Has Borat been gone too long for NOT jokes to be passé?

In reply to hi's comment on What Has Two Thumbs And WILL Be Seeing Zak Snyder's Watchmen at July 18, 2008 8:53 AM
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That's it. The fanfic of all fanfics has been written. Hopefully now everyone else will stop.

If only we were that lucky.

on You Can Make It Up: Batman And The Joker Have Sex With Each Other at July 18, 2008 8:51 AM
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6. I would do Paul Rudd in 1987 just as hard as I would do Paul Rudd in 2008. Who wants a mullet ride?!

on Things I Learned About Paul Rudd From This Video Of Paul Rudd In High School at July 17, 2008 3:30 PM
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More like President of Movie Town.

on You Have Five Minutes To Watch This Terminator: Salvation Trailer at July 16, 2008 5:18 PM
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I hope Feed wasn't disqualified by its lack of an A- or B-list star. It really is The Worst and I think you'll love (hate) it more than Lawnmower Man.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: I Am Sam at July 14, 2008 4:44 PM
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It's blowing my mind that a commercial that pretentious would try to use "nutsnack" to sell something.

on Nutsack?"">Did That Commercial Just Say "Extraordinary Nutsack?" at July 14, 2008 2:08 PM
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Maybe the 30 Rock episode will teach the kids about being gaybones.

on Feist Loves Counting, Counting To The Number Four at July 14, 2008 12:17 PM
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