jim

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkunicorn.jpg

on That Weird Levis Commercial With All The Secrets And Lies at November 18, 2008 10:07 AM
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i'm putting in a special request that vh1 find a way to sell that as a ringtone, because that is the exact sound i've always imagined my phone making when it wants my attention and knows i don't want to pick up.

on Regis Tries To Sing The Rocky Theme, Fails Adorably at November 4, 2008 6:51 PM
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john mccain is having dinner at 9

on Fox News Throws A Fit When Forced To Show The Obamas Voting at November 4, 2008 4:18 PM
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did they really have to put a blue gumball on roker's pelvis? was the costume incomplete without it? was he walking around and people were just not getting it, forcing him back to wardrobe to demand another fuzzy?

on Once Upon A Time In The Today Show Is On CRACK Land at October 31, 2008 12:14 PM
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you find the prostitooka on level 8, the light blue one.

on But What If You Want To Shoot A Prostitute In The Face With A Bazooka? at October 29, 2008 4:15 PM
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all this is missing to be 2008's number 1 video is for the cat to get the peanut out, look at the camera, and say, "wait, I'm a cat- I **HATE** peanuts!" and smile.

on We Cannot Hide From The Peanut Cat at October 29, 2008 3:56 PM
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Powder is obviously just envious of that boy's flowing, luxurious hair. and sexy time armpit hair. because, as the movie explains, powder has no hair since he's all electrical, resulting in non-stop electrolysis. except for his eyelashes, which he obviously has.

monster or not, at least Salva didn't pull out all of Flanery's eyelashes for his Art.

In reply to randi's comment on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Powder at October 29, 2008 1:32 PM
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well, we moved to a real content delivery network, instead of Amazon's S3, which should have sped them up some, but we still encode at larger sizes & higher quality than youtube, for example. maybe we can trim that to speed them up.

In reply to I PEE GOLD's comment on Breaking Video: The Simpsons Spoof The Mad Men Intro at October 29, 2008 9:39 AM
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This means we get to hang out with Bob Newhart and the cast of Good Morning, Miami, right?

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1465554944/nm0094288

In reply to kittenpants's comment on Guess Who's Got The Blog All To Himself For Two Days at October 21, 2008 2:56 AM
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I DON'T GET IT WE ONLY LET DYLAN HAVE DIET COOKIES

but seriously, i could see him running for office solely by yelling "SURGE!" and pumping his fists in the air.

In reply to adrienne's comment on Kids Demonstrate Their Capacity To Lead A Superpower In Decline The Darndest Things at October 17, 2008 4:21 PM
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