Parker
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Killah bees on attack.
on Wu Tang Clan Documentary Ain't Nothin' To Fuck With at October 3, 2008 10:30 PMScore = 0
Kevin James's stand-up was alright..I could watch it with my mom and laugh. But his movies are horrendous.
on At What Point Do We Just Put Kevin James In Jail? at October 3, 2008 10:11 PMScore = 0
'Can you give it a minute to come back from space?'
Louis CK is clearly the..you know let's cut the crap and focus on the issue and how to solve it. This man made more funny in 5 minutes than Dane Cook has in his lifetime. This clip alone has made my week 10 times better. Louis CK should be an ambassador, be getting a permanent MacArthur genius grant instead of some experimental print artist, or at the very least this nation should cut him welfare/appreciation checks to be paid for by taxing the world's worst successful comedians. This country clearly can't be trusted and we need to bail out humor.
on The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Don't Play Games at October 3, 2008 4:33 AMScore = 0
I'm surprised too that there are this many people in general that had this doll..let alone commenting on Videogum. Maybe they were relegated to the clearance rack and moms scooped them up?
on Troll Fan Barbie Is Really Into Trolls at October 1, 2008 2:10 AMScore = 0
Didn't like this episode so much..sometimes you gotta leave the heavy metaphors out of 'Mad Men' since the entire premise of the show is a big fat metaphor. Almost feels like a depressed teenager's creative writing assignment. Wine, blood, parasites, suicides, divorces, the world is horrible and at the same time just doesn't get me so let me indirectly tell it it sucks in numerous numerous ways.
on Mad Men: Best. Episode. So. Far. at October 1, 2008 1:47 AMScore = 0
Someone suggest to Kirk that his unusual fascination with bananas also counts as marital infidelity.
on Kathie Lee Does Not Take Kirk Cameron's Sexual Purity Seriously at September 26, 2008 5:30 AMScore = 0
She does this only because she's married to one of the world's biggest assholes. Like when bitches keep ugly friends around to up their perceived persona. 1,000 Gwyneth blogs wouldn't equal even one Coldplay album.
on Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Idea What Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Like To People Who Are Not Gwyneth Paltrow at September 26, 2008 5:28 AMScore = 0
The plot for The Cell was horribly forgettable but the movie was visually beautiful in a scary way..talking about set and costume design..I don't think I want to even think about the horrible 90s computer aid it had.
on Reminder: Roger Ebert Is The Best at September 26, 2008 5:05 AMScore = 0
I took his black card away long ago (I can do that because I'm black and don't wear those ridiculous glasses) which is why this show is even more horrendous than you initially think.
on Confirmed: Kanye West Has Made A Terrible Mistake at September 26, 2008 5:04 AMScore = -1
What's weird is I watched all of it..I listened to all of it. Why did I do that?
on Welcome To Crazytown, Population Dan Aykroyd at October 4, 2008 3:05 AMScore = 0