action bastard

i thought this a fucking joke and a waste of time, until i saw that these guys went through the trouble of putting in the cock at the end of the fight club one...well researched nerds.

on Grand Theft Auto IV Paradiso at July 8, 2008 5:11 PM
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there's a commercial for the foundation for a better life where these special olympics kids are running a race and one of them falls and the rest of the 'tards go back and pick him up and they all finish the race together...i tried to find it on youtube but got bored. morgan freeman should've narrated that...

on Visa Reminds Us That Sometimes The Olympics Are Interesting at July 8, 2008 5:07 PM
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i knew chinks are smarter than us but now they're ironic-er than us too? wtf???

on This Is Your Brain On Drugs With A Side Of Bacon And Some Free Cigarettes at July 3, 2008 3:57 PM
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mmmm...sooo meaty...

on Joel McHale Is My Boyfriend at June 5, 2008 2:25 PM
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the aisha tyler Soup was like a million times funnier.

on The Soup Pits Dancing Boy Against Dancing Girl In A Battle They Will Never Know About at June 3, 2008 2:25 PM
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what kind of monster would molest a girl with a hairy tentacle? i don't care how hot of a 3 yr old she is, it's just wrong

on Another Really Creepy Anti-Sexual Abuse PSA at June 3, 2008 2:16 PM
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glad to see i'm not the only one who hates Being John Malkovich. don't feel bad gabe- it's the Snakes on a Plane of movies.

on Sneak Pic: Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, New York at May 13, 2008 4:02 PM
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glad to see i'm not the only one who hates Being John Malkovich. don't feel bad gabe- it's the Snakes on a Plane of movies.

on Sneak Pic: Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, New York at May 13, 2008 4:02 PM
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A Life Less Ordinary.

on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round One at May 13, 2008 3:41 PM
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wtf? was that salmon rushdie? what is scar jo doing to these talented men to make them overlook the fact that she is the snakes on a plane of people? she better have swallowed that's all i'm saying...

on Scarlett Johansson's High School Video Project at April 29, 2008 8:32 PM
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