Everyone is having a real grumpy breakfast. Seriously, what's up, guys? Everyone OK? Shane is eating his eggs like they insulted him on his Facebook wall. Andrea's sharpening a knife. Rick is staring…   Read Story »

Carl and Lori are feeding the chickens. "Don't look so worried," Carl says. "That's my job," Lori says. "No it's not, you're a housewife." BOOM! CARL DROPPIN' BOMBS! Lori throws chicken seed in his…   Read Story »

FLASHBAAAAAAAAAACK! Traditionally, a flashback is used as a way to offer up previously unexamined information that might help to explain how or why the characters are behaving in a certain way in the…   Read Story »

A hundred years ago, I went to the movies with some friends of mine and there was a trailer for the Joe Pesci, Danny Glover vehicle Gone Fishin'. In the trailer, Joe Pesci and Danny Glover leave on a…   Read Story »

Shane, who has not been bitten by a zombie but does seem to be suffering from some kind of Smoldering Brood Virus, is in the bathroom at the farmhouse taking a shower and also shaving his head. Wait,…   Read Story »

This week's episode opens with a flashback to Lori talking about her marriage with a colleague on the playground, which is just infuriating. NO FLASHBACKS! If we're going to be stuck in an endless…   Read Story »

Oh boy. Yay? It's all our old friends! Look, there's Half Face! And Gut Bucket! And who could forget about old White Eyes?! We begin the new season with Grimes (GRIIIIIIIIMES!) on some Atlanta…   Read Story »

Some people in Maryland are putting together a zombie-themed 5K run because of course someone is doing that. From the official website: Protect your brain and run for your life. This is one race…   Read Story »

Showrunner Frank Darabont has stepped down in the middle of filming the second season of The Walking Dead. Remember when he unceremoniously fired all the writers last year? That guy just seems like…   Read Story »

We live in a cynical world, full of human tragedy and peppered with earthquakes, tornadoes, and Newt Gingrich. That's why it is sad to see something as pure and innocent as 'Charlie bit my finger'…   Read Story »