Dear Nostalgia, Congratulations are in order, I suppose, as New York Magazine is reporting that you have won another decisive battle in your war against pop culture via your recent success earlier…   Read Story »

Last month, when Gwyneth Paltrow unhumblebragged about her extensive knowledge of rap lyrics, including a complete knowledge of N.W.A.'s "Straight Outta Compton," amidst the jokes about this new…   Read Story »

Oh, BROTHER. It doesn't make any sense for me to get mad about this, because I've never seen any of these movies, but I can't help it! Five is SO MANY SEQUELS! What, are movie studio execs worried…   Read Story »

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been…   Read Story »

College can be pretty cool. I think my favorite part of college was the tiny glasses in the cafeteria so that you could get one of each kind of soda and also one of each kind of milk. So cool. You'd…   Read Story »

It's only fair that the fans of Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives should have their own site, since the people who hate that show have theirs.   Read Story »

BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD…   Read Story »

Point: "You're never too young to look bangin." - Snooki Counterpoint: "That is not even remotely true. Sometimes you are absolutely too young to look bangin." - Human Beings with Decency,…   Read Story »

In the flush of the holiday season, it was almost possible for a moment to forget that the world is an endless and inescapable nightmare. Would an endless and inescapable nightmare have so much EGG…   Read Story »