Woody Allen's new movie, You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger, trailer, you guys: If I had to synopsize this movie in two sentences, they would be: What are those old people so upset about? And:…   Read Story »

Seriously Woody Allen? I'm sure it's all fist-bumps at the playground over that one. It's weird how many seemingly non-creeps have signed this thing that only a creep would sign. Where Joe Francis…   Read Story »

Yesterday Time.com launched a debate about an online-only Budweiser commercial -- a two-minute sketch in which a guy tries to subtly order a porn magazine called "Tongue & Cheeks" in a convenience…   Read Story »

The lawsuit Woody Allen was bringing against Dov Charney and American Apparel for using his image in their advertising without approval was supposed to go to court today, but it's been had settled!…   Read Story »

gabe: what kind of cake should we buy woody allen for his retirement? lindsay: hahaha lindsay: One of those boobie cakes. gabe: what? gabe: THIS IS A HERO'S FAREWELL gabe: this is not your…   Read Story »

The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, you guys: Oh Hell No. No offense to the Elder Gods, and Woody Allen has earned his place in a bulletproof plexiglass display at the Museum…   Read Story »

Haha. Whoa! The poster for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, in which Larry David acts as a stand-in for Woody Allen, and Evan Rachel Wood acts as a cipher for any number of aspects of Woody…   Read Story »

If there's one thing everyone loves, it's a story about opposites who attract, and who could be more different than Sarah Palin and Woody Allen? So now there's Woody Palin: Sarah Palin is…   Read Story »

The New York Times published Woody Allen's humorous Vicky Cristy Barcelona set diary this weekend. It's kind of funny, which means it's just a little too funny for Shouts and Murmurs.   Read Story »

I like Manohla Dargis. She's one of my favorite film critics. She's funny and smart (I'm good at describing people in an illuminating way) and she can elevate the Hollywood blockbuster into the…   Read Story »