Will.i.am On Sesame Street Straight Ruining Children

Gabe — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:15:44 +0000

Whoops! All the kids are ruined. Oh well. Kids, of course, are stupid, and so they have no way to recognize this is bad for them. They probably think it’s good, those idiots, LOL. Which is why, unfortunately, we have to round up every child who has seen this and throw them in the river. SORRY! It’s for their/our own good, so that they don’t grow up to perpetuate a culture in which Will.i.am is acceptable. It’s a total bummer, I agree. But the cool thing about kids is that we can always make more of them. And it might even be fun to do so! (Gross.) R.I.P. all those kids.

Oh, quick sidenote to Will.i.am: maybe your half-lidded eyes and general air of boredom will fly on the CNN holodeck, but you are on Sesame Street now, sir, so out of respect, how about you stop looking like you’re performing court-appointed community service you fucking cunt. (Thanks for the tip, Scott.)

Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World

Lindsay Robertson — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:04:48 +0000

I tried to avoid watching this because I was pre-bored of the latest Perez Hilton thing before it even happened, but Kelly Clarkson did this interview this morning with some predatory radio station DJ doing that thing where they try to get celebrities to comment on the private lives of other celebrities, and she just WENT FOR IT and genuinely laughed in the most sincere and truly amused way at Perez in a way only a pop star who isn’t a gigantic hole of need can confidently do. Kelly is actually generous about Fergie, but for contrast, remember this whole thing started with Fergie, a 34-year-old professional woman, confronting the internet’s village idiot for drawing on photos of her. Kelly Clarkson is the best:

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Will.i.am On Sesame Street Straight Ruining Children

Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World