Showing All "Whitney Port" Posts
Aug 9th, 2011 7 Comments
Eric isn't going to be onĀ Gossip Girl anymore!!!!!!!!! But who will be gay?!?!? -Vulture
The director of 30 Minutes or Less is definitely full of bologna when he says the movie has nothing to do…   Read Story »
Jan 27th, 2009 Comment
Whitney Port's dull, pre-rehearsed adventures in New York will continue for a second season. Second Season FAIL. On the plus side, it means we will continue to have a reason to make reference to that…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2009 5 Comments
Earlier today it was reported that Olivia's cousin Nevan (because that's a name that people have) from The City was once arrested for trying to buy a blowjob using Oxycontin. That is still the second…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2009 8 Comments
Whitney Port's Hills spin-off The City is so painfully contrived and boring and stupid and annoying that we have decided not to watch it. I don't mean "we" in the blog-standard royal "we" as a coy…   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2008 10 Comments
I cannot tell you how convenient it is that Diane Von Furstenberg offered Whitney the job right before her spin-off reality show The City premieres. Can you imagine how awkward it would have been if…   Read Story »
Dec 9th, 2008 6 Comments
Most of this week's episode is a build up to the December 29th premiere of Whitney Port's spin-off series, The City, which is too bad because I would much rather have seen them work in a bunch of…   Read Story »
Dec 2nd, 2008 9 Comments
There's a new, even more detailed trailer for Whitney Port's Hills spinoff, The City:
When the first promo for The City came out in October, Gabe astutely noted that Whitney Port herself seems to…   Read Story »
Nov 11th, 2008 9 Comments
This week's episode was mostly a big run up to Whitney Port's spin-off, The City. Kelly Cutrone was like "Whitney and Lauren, I need you to come to New York immediately and pretend like you are…   Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2008 Comment
There's an article in the NYDN today about Whitney Port's adjustment to life in New York, and what people can look forward to (for lack of a better expression) in her new show, The City. Mostly the…   Read Story »
Oct 21st, 2008 10 Comments
Trailer for Whitney Port's new Hills spin-off, The City, you guys:
(via Dlisted)
Whitney Port lacks the intellectual capacity to pick the pepperoni off of an entire slice of pizza without getting…   Read Story »

























