Though I have very limited knowledge of Pat Sajak, host of Wheel of Fortune, no one's favorite show during the Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy CBS rock block that you catch every time you go to the diner…   Read Story »

I find it almost impossible to believe that three whole days after Self-Potato exploded into our lives, changing us as HUMAN BEINGS, in the year 2010, that there is still no ironic t-shirt…   Read Story »

There is a lot of talk these days about print media dying and newspapers becoming ancient artifacts, which as a rule makes me kind of sad, because as a 79-year-old man I fear two things: change and…   Read Story »

I honestly have not laughed this hard in a very long time. "Self-potato?" I want to get that tattooed on my eyelids so that I can remind myself that there is joy in this world every time I close…   Read Story »

Everyone feels dumber in summer, so here's a reminder that there are people even dumber than us, appearing as contestants on the least challenging game show, Wheel Of Fortune. Don't those shows…   Read Story »