gabe: what kind of cake should we buy woody allen for his retirement? lindsay: hahaha lindsay: One of those boobie cakes. gabe: what? gabe: THIS IS A HERO'S FAREWELL gabe: this is not your…   Read Story »

The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, you guys: Oh Hell No. No offense to the Elder Gods, and Woody Allen has earned his place in a bulletproof plexiglass display at the Museum…   Read Story »

Haha. Whoa! The poster for Woody Allen's new movie, Whatever Works, in which Larry David acts as a stand-in for Woody Allen, and Evan Rachel Wood acts as a cipher for any number of aspects of Woody…   Read Story »