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Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious.…   Read Story »
When I was a kid, if I was listening to a particularly racy serial on the old crystal radio kit, I'd keep my hand on the dial so that if Ma or Pa walked in, I could change the channel quickly and…   Read Story »
YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »
"Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it's a different muscle, and it's hard to find…   Read Story »
In anticipation of the new Twilight movie, Twilight: More Twilight, Burger King has launched an advertising campaign in which people (read: children, and dangerously lonely adults) can express which…   Read Story »
Oh man. This show. It is BACK. All our old pals! Sookie and Bill and Tara. I PRACTICALLY FORGOT ABOUT TARA. It seems impossible, now, of course, since all my old Tara wounds are itching like crazy.…   Read Story »
Yo, Pogs, you can now stream the Twilight: Eclipse soundtrack, which has brand new songs from Beck and Bat for Lashes and Band of Horses and Battles among others, in its entirety. It is weird how a…   Read Story »
Oh snap! Listen up, dudez who truly believe they will see a female President of the United States in their lifetime and are ready for that day to come, and gurrrrls who dream of being that…   Read Story »
Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »
YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE…   Read Story »