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Don't be too cocky about your YouTube video, dude. This shit would never make it on America's Funniest (Home) Videos. Yeah, the wedding was poorly timed and everyone's feet got wet, but NO ONE EVEN…   Read Story »
MORE SHOTS OF THE INSTRUCTOR SAYING HOW GOOD THEY ARE! Hahah. "We're putting this on the Internet, and we're paying you, so." I would perform the monsters tossing heads dance from Labyrinth. And if…   Read Story »
Okay, dudes. Enjoy your day! (Via Gawker.)   Read Story »
How was your day today? Was it your wedding day at the Stoke Park Hotel in Buckinghamshire, the very same hotel where Brad Pitt had a meeting while on location for his upcoming movie Fury? And did…   Read Story »
"Listen. I know you've probably already made up your mind about what you're going to think about my wife. Yes, she walked down the aisle to a cover of Buckcherry’s 'Crazy Bitch' (which might have…   Read Story »
PLEASE CALM DOWN. If we could just have everyone return from their panic rooms -- I believe the intercom system reaches the panic rooms, yes? -- good -- and proceed to the main hall in an orderly…   Read Story »
My dream BP/AJ wedding: The wedding will take place at the couple's French chateau, or maybe even on this boat that they're talking about. "Hmm, this guest list looks pretty good, but I feel like…   Read Story »
The case against Public Marriage Proposals is, for the most part, a case against making a private and intensely personal decision public -- turning it into a spectacle rather than a decision based on…   Read Story »
John Travolta recently met a couple in a bar in Georgia and crashed their wedding the next day. What a treat! The couple would probably have forgotten all about their wedding day in a couple of…   Read Story »
Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your sunscreen even if it's cloudy, both because you can get sunburned when it's cloudy and because you never know when the sun is going to come out or for how long we're…   Read Story »