Sunlight streams through your window and wakes you up, warmly, before your alarm has a chance to go off. You feel well rested and ready for a full, productive day. What's that -- do you smell coffee…   Read Story »

Everybody get out of the truck, we're here! We're here, it's Friday! We finally made it! Get out and never stop getting out, this is what we've been waiting for for probably about four days! (Via…   Read Story »

Your kid is great! Why are you even letting your kid go to sleep, wake him up and enjoy him! (Via Uproxx.)   Read Story »

Wake up, have some coffee, put on some nice clothes, and do what you love. (Via Abroath.)   Read Story »

C'mon, baby, we don't have all day. You're living in our house for free and we've only given you a few tasks, one of which is making the coffee. It's certainly not that hard -- we have a coffee maker…   Read Story »

I know that some of you had a day off yesterday, and that's great. I hope you feel rested and ready to tackle some goals, because today you have to go back to work! Sooooorrrryyy. I don't make the…   Read Story »

Good morning. It's the morning, so here is a video about eggs. "Kelly, just because it's the morning doesn't mean we're going to care about a video about eggs." Oh, really? Well you don't even know…   Read Story »