gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is…   Read Story »

Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I'm really at a loss on this one. I've seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually…   Read Story »

Dear Verne, I know that you won't be reading this until your time on UK's Celebrity Big Brother is over. It must be hard for you to not be able to communicate with your friends and family. That…   Read Story »

The new season of Celebrity Big Brother premiered in the UK this weekend, and guess who one of the housemates is. I will give you 32 guesses. Get it? Because he's 32 inches tall? I'm basically…   Read Story »

Verne Troyer put down his glass of egg nog and looked out the window at the falling snow. The fuzzy strains of Bing Crosby Christmas played softly in the background, as Verne Troyer's own sex tape…   Read Story »

It's like Abraham Lincoln once said, "you can please some of the people all of the time, and you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please Verne Troyer." And then he added…   Read Story »

Just in case you were worried that Verne Troyer's attempts to legally block TMZ from posting clips of his sex tape would work, his attention-seeking ex-girlfriend, who's confused about just what kind…   Read Story »

lindsay: this is going to be a short fight gabe: ZING lindsay: tmz described it as like childbirth in reverse lindsay: so I'm never having kids now gabe: tmz is an asshole gabe: i don't know that…   Read Story »

Yesterday afternoon, TMZ posted a short clip of a Verne Troyer sex tape with the headline "Avert Your Eyes." A rare miss, TMZ. I don't know if anyone's told you this, but Troyer hasn't been funny to…   Read Story »

Collider has an interview with Verne Troyer today about The Love Guru (and also his work on The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, in which he co-starred with his best friend, Heath Ledger). They cover…   Read Story »