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[Originally posted on March 21st, 2012.] Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup…   Read Story »
[Originally posted on August 15th, 2008.] lindsay: So there's a trailer for the HBO vampire show TrueBlood... lindsay: Which serves as the ultimate and final proof that nothing involving vampires…   Read Story »
Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »
James Franco also reviews The Descendants. Naturally. What did you expect? For James Franco NOT to review Twilight and The Descendants for The Paris Review? Be realistic.   Read Story »
Oh ladies, screw your heads back on! They're falling off! From TMZ: TMZ has learned, lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a…   Read Story »
Well, kind of. What is definitely true is that this person is a fan of Robert Pattinson. What she is actually doing is still up in the air.   Read Story »
Look, I think we can all agree that the time has come for a movie about a vampire dog. Clearly. The vampire thing that is going on right now is great and it hasn't been going on long enough and…   Read Story »
Lafayette and Jesus are enjoying a gorgeous outdoor brunch and boy did they earn it after last week's episode. Eat up, boys, you must be famished! Jesus can kind of tell that something is up with…   Read Story »
Remember last week how Sookie and Lafayette got dissaparated by the witch? (Little Harry Potter keywords humor for you keywords-heads.) Well, she just took them inside the store, which is kind of…   Read Story »
We pick up right where we left off last week, at the Vampire Tolerance Party in the hotel ballroom. It's a bloodbath! There are witch-controlled vampires everywhere. Sookie's running around with her…   Read Story »