Until this morning, I hadn't thought about how they award surf boards at the Teen Choice Awards in what seems like many years. Which, you know, of course, duh, no doy, but you'd think the thought…   Read Story »

Last week, I found myself at the precipice of an enormous crossroads. We were at the start of a long holiday weekend, and the new Twilight movie had just come out in theaters. The question, of…   Read Story »

Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious.…   Read Story »

YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »

Yo, Pogs, you can now stream the Twilight: Eclipse soundtrack, which has brand new songs from Beck and Bat for Lashes and Band of Horses and Battles among others, in its entirety. It is weird how a…   Read Story »

OMFGICBIYG, Are you dying because Twilight: Eclipse isn't out yet? Are you just DYING? Do you sit up at night wondering why the world is so unfair and doesn't make any sense and why people seem…   Read Story »

Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »

YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE…   Read Story »

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYZ, I HOPE THAT YOU ARE SITTING DOWN AND THAT YOUR POGS ARE SECURED AWAY IN THEIR CARRYING CASE, BECAUSE IF THEY AREN'T, YOU ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT SO HARD THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW…   Read Story »