REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE NOW AT GOBBLECON 4! General: Good one, Gabe. Gabe: Thank you, General. General: You are an American hero. Gabe: Thank you, sir, that is all…   Read Story »

We haven't had a BNPG in awhile because it has been autumn, and autumn is a time for reflection and death. We all died. And also the harvest. And coats. Sweaters. The point is, it's fine, but now it…   Read Story »

Quote of the Day: "So, I'mon gobble." - the dude who just said that in this video.   Read Story »

It's a pretty safe bet at this point that we're NEVER going to "understand" the meaning of life, at least not by the general consensus of what that even means. Like, we're not going to get an…   Read Story »

So Sarah Palin, who was almost Vice President, did an interview yesterday at some sort of turkey pardoning ceremony, and the whole time she was obliviously standing in front of turkeys getting…   Read Story »