(Headphones up!) That night the shadow could hardly get any sleep. "If my human doesn't love me, who will? Who would ever love such an ugly ass bitch of a shadow?" Shadow tears formed on the…   Read Story »

Months after Joaquin Phoenix called the Oscars "the worst-tasting carrot [he's] ever tasted in [his] whole life," (which is so funny) (very good quote) Brady cooper, in an interview with British GQ,…   Read Story »

"I don't know, I guess I just thought we could have really had something. It's like, you try to meet people, go on dates or whatever, and -- I know this sounds lame, but, like, it doesn't even matter…   Read Story »

DINOSAURS DON'T LIKE TO BE CRUSHED. SO PLEASE STOP CRUSHING THEM IF YOU CAN. AT LEAST GIVE IT A THOUGHT BEFORE YOU DO IT NEXT TIME. (Via VVV.)   Read Story »

There was a period of time in high school, I'd say probably my sophomore and junior years, during which I pretty much had only one friend. "But you're so cool?" you're probably thinking. I KNOW. I…   Read Story »