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It must be weird for you that your girlfriend is married to another man, but then again, she is 16 and her husband is 51, and also she's a Lizard-Faced Garbage Robot, so the fact that she is also…   Read Story »
Guys, the rules governing our friendships are non-negotiable. OK? Shirts, however, are still optional, APPARENTLY.   Read Story »
Gillian Jacobs walked in the door and dumped her bag on a chair. She couldn't believe what had happened at work today! She kicked off her shoes and took off her socks, the sweet relief of the…   Read Story »
Over the weekend, Paris Hilton was photographed repeatedly in the company of Todd Phillips, the director of The Hangover Part II because of course she was. This one is just the two of them riding…   Read Story »
A lot of times we have fun with these "that's your girlfriend" videos but this time we are not having fun, this is just straight up an actual video of your girlfriend for real. You date her.…   Read Story »
Yesterday, Oprah ended her 25-year-old daily talk show. She must be getting bored of civilian life, because today she is already getting up in other people's business. From an official press…   Read Story »
There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »
I really don’t have any jokes for this one. He’s just your boyfriend. That’s all. You’re in love with him. In a way, you always have been. He’s your best friend and your missing piece.…   Read Story »
Here is a photo of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly kissing each other at a basketball game. I don't know. It was going around the Internet today. There is some speculation that they were filming…   Read Story »
Hahahaha. MuggleMatch.Com. Oh brother!   Read Story »