Uh, dad? Did you ever stop for one second and think that your kid might actually want to PLAY WITH HIS TOY rather than send it into space on a balloon? Ugh. Some dads are just so selfish. It's like…   Read Story »

You may have already heard the great news, but here's the press release: TONKA, the Hasbro brand that for 65 years has stood for its line of toy trucks for children, will bring its TONKA toughness…   Read Story »

In the video posted after the jump, yo-yo master Tomonari “Black” Ishiguro performs a new trick he invented in which he does the classic tablecloth trick perfectly using only a yo-yo. What?…   Read Story »

Listen, I mean, I know that "children aren't toys." That seems obvious. They are humans and definitely seem like things that you need to be VERY careful around, even when you don't own them yourself.…   Read Story »

Yo, please RT! Whattup beautiful young women who think it's cool to take your clothes off for HBO and young men who are interested in ecology instead of wrestling! Today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »

The long wait for a useless piece of junk that doesn't even hover is finally over. Hey that reminds me, how are those ugly $3,000 shoes holding up? Great? Best shoes?   Read Story »

In its relentless attempts to turn any name brand thing that at least 10 children have heard of into a movie franchise, Hollywood, and Warner Bros in particular, has greenlit a movie based on Legos.…   Read Story »

Have you watched Terra Nova yet? I haven't. I've been too busy petitioning Words with Friends to make "adorkable" a legal move. (Ding dong. New Girl joke!) Anyway, Terra Nova. I guess it's based on…   Read Story »

And the lesson is: DON'T! Also the lesson is this is the best video I've ever seen in my entire life. (Via TheUniblog.)   Read Story »

First of all, YES, obviously. "One adult for the movie with the felt toys in it, please." We are all going to see this and that's the end of that. But I do wish Amy Adams's character was going to be…   Read Story »