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I like to imagine that every morning before she leaves the safe house this master criminal tries to explain to her crew that after this final poop job she is getting out of the poop game for good.…   Read Story »
To my dearest Isabel: I am so sorry to have to leave you this way. As humans must one day break down and return to the Earth, so to must toilets -- imperfect machines as any. I know you might be…   Read Story »
Yesterday afternoon, the news broke that Lindsay Lohan clogged a toilet. Not only that, but she clogged a toilet so bad that all the other toilets on the movie set had to be shut down for days. DAYS!…   Read Story »
Aren't public restrooms disgusting? Well say goodbye to sitting on those yucky public toilets. Now, with Potty Pax, you just use your Potty Pax and then put it in your mouth and jump off a bridge…   Read Story »
Dear Mom, I understand the desire to preserve every moment in your child's life. I'm not a mother myself, but I do have tiny cousins and I think many my friends are very cute, so I'm empathetic to…   Read Story »
You know, at a certain point we ARE going to have to decide whether or not it's best to just shut down the whole Internet. I'm not saying we have to solve the problem today necessarily (although my…   Read Story »
"Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I think we should break up. I know. I'm sorry. What? Oh come on, your dad never liked me that much anyway, I don't think he's going to be that upset that…   Read Story »
Sorry, I know that you've probably already seen this video, being such an active member in the YouTube "toilet video community." This is you: "a tour of the toilets in ToiletFanExtreme's…   Read Story »
THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS! ACTOR JEREMY PIVEN (Car 54, Where Are You?, The Family Man) DROPPED HIS PHONE IN THE TOILET AT A SUSHI RESTAURANT OVER THE WEEKEND. WE REPEAT: JEREMY PIVEN (Don King:…   Read Story »
I have often said that if I ever won an Oscar, I would keep it in the bathroom as a conversation piece. I'm sure that I picked up this GREAT and serious idea that is real and that I will definitely…   Read Story »