Shit is falling from the sky. It's bubbling up from the lake. Everything is dying. People are getting REAL nervous about it. One day it is hot and the next day it is cold. It's hard to keep up.…   Read Story »

"Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I think we should break up. I know. I'm sorry. What? Oh come on, your dad never liked me that much anyway, I don't think he's going to be that upset that…   Read Story »

Evidence #3224: whether or not this girl's toilet paper prank against her dad is effective or hilarious (neither) is overshadowed by the fact that this girl should STOP VIDEOTAPING HER DAD GOING TO…   Read Story »

You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people. Introducing Aaah?, a revolutionary new product that allows you to squirt a dollop of aloe-infused foam onto your toilet paper, making your…   Read Story »