Have a seat. Do you know who I am? Would you like a glass of water? Now, mind explaining to me what you're doing here? I see, and what, exactly, is "the Big Nothing"? You can't defeat it…   Read Story »

I still haven't been on Chatroulette ever, because I am going to do everything in my power to stay out of jail for as long as possible.   Read Story »

I don't know, dude. Seems like she has a point. You're on Facebook AND you've posted videos to YouTube? You're probably a sex-offender. Grandmas know. She loves you more than you know, you pervert.   Read Story »

"That happened when we were broken up." -- Roman Polanski, the Beeper King of Swiss Jail   Read Story »

This is obviously incredible. (via Paul Scheer) Nothing hits home about the dangerous realities of child abuse like a reference to a heavy-handed Paul Verhoeven sci-fi action parable about…   Read Story »

WHOOPS, NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.   Read Story »

This picture of a visibly inebriated Chris Hansen is just so funny for some reason.   Read Story »

Chris Hansen is an army of one when it comes to predatorial behavior. Don't try to take advantage of someone else's weakness, or Chris Hansen will take advantage of your weakness, which is GOING TO…   Read Story »