The other day I was in a friend's apartment and saw what looked like a cross between a spider, a scorpion, and a fly. Alone in the room, I stood frozen for a few moments before deciding that I could…   Read Story »

This whole week seems to have been focused on different people arguing about their right to be shitty to other people, and I have to say guys, it has been kind of a downer. Hard to have a nice night…   Read Story »

1. Get yourself summer ready. There's no use having a summer-ready weather balloon if you're not going to be ready to go outside in the sun and fill it up with exhaust from your chainsaw or whatever,…   Read Story »