There have always been crazy people in need of medical attention. Always. Maybe one of the biggest differences between the way things are now and the way things used to be, besides the existence of…   Read Story »

It's always really exciting when you get a sudden craving or burning desire for something that's super attainable, like a hamburger. As you get older, or at least as I get older, I find that the…   Read Story »

As you all know, this weekend as the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. It was, as the Juggalos are constantly reminding us, a chance for a group of like-minded people who enjoy the same kind of…   Read Story »

Tila Tequila has started a new celebrity gossip blog. Which makes sense, because as she points out in this video, she has been in this industry 10 years now (whatever "this industry" means). It…   Read Story »

Look, people falling down is always funny. Always. Duh Aficionado magazine's special End of the Decade Commemorative Issue. I mean, you don't want people to actually get hurt. We're all human beings…   Read Story »

Um... David Lynch: I'm married. Tila Tequila: So what, I'm retarded, too. David Lynch: No, I'm not retarded, I'm married. Tila Tequila: Yes, we're both married or retarded or whatever. So what?!…   Read Story »

Tila Tequila put on her formal work thong and checked in the mirror to make sure she was wearing too much "labial pink" lipstick. She used a lint roller to get any remaining fuzz from her…   Read Story »

It's 2008. Making fun of Tila Tequila is like making fun of fish in a barrel. We are beyond that. And you know what, she won. Good for her. She may be borderline mentally retarded, but she counted…   Read Story »

  Pretty much the only thing that deserved immediate attention at last night's MTV Movie Awards (besides Verne Troyer's apparent coke fit) was the dreamy Johnny Depp, whose acceptance of two…   Read Story »

Netflix is about discovery and learning. Here are my picks of the hundred or so DVDs releasing today (this is not a Netflix ad - many, many DVDs are only on Netflix. Also I love Netflix and they have…   Read Story »