STOP THE PRESSES! "THE PRESSES" MEANING 100% OF ANYTHING ELSE YOU HAPPEN TO BE DOING AT THE MOMENT! NICHOLAS CAGE HAS AN INCREDIBLE IDEA HE'D LIKE TO SHARE AND HE NEEDS COMPLETE SILENCE AND…   Read Story »

HOW'D IT GET MADE? HOW'D IT GET MADE HOW'D IT GET MADE?! Get it? Nicolas Cage. It's a Nicolas Cage joke. Because he was in the...Oh, never mind.   Read Story »

You can't just write about how bad Neil LaBute's remake of The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is. It's not that simple. The movie is so patently terrible, from the "acting" to the "suspense" to the…   Read Story »