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Corey Feldman Will Not Tolerate Stupid Sexual Remarks From His Assistant

Lindsay Robertson — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:18:38 +0000

Last night on The Two Coreys, Corey Feldman’s current assistant Jake, aka “not the one who molested him in the ’80s”, tried to get cheeky and/or more camera time when Corey asked him to help plan his Valentine’s Day surprise for Susie:

Whatever, you know Jake talks about “Feld-dog burying his bone” all the time and Corey is just telling him not to do it in front of the cameras. Gross.

One Of The Coreys Smokes Drugs When He Thinks His Mic Isn’t On (Guess!)

Lindsay Robertson — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:40:16 +0000

In this preview clip from The Two Coreys, Corey Haim throws a fit on the set of the direct-to-DVD Lost Boys sequel, and then retreats to his trailer, forgetting that his microphone is still on. What follows is like that scene in The Naked Gun, but with less peeing and more smoking crack (or whatever). Don’t worry though, this was filmed months ago and he’s still alive so there’s hope!

If there was to be a tshirt based on this scene, it would say: “I just burned every bridge I had with Warner Brothers Fucking Home Video.”

The Two Coreys Is Getting Really Dark

Lindsay Robertson — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:22:49 +0000

Uh, there’s a new clip from the second season of The Two Coreys, which is back Sunday night, and things have taken a turn for the very dark and not really make-funnable anymore. Coreys Haim and Feldman are at a restaurant, and Haim accuses Feldman of doing nothing when he knew 14-year-old Haim was “being raped, so to speak” by Feldman’s “best friend.” Then Feldman says he was being molested at the same time by someone else. The clip is ~~supposed to be uncensored~~ (it’s now censored, but just has the bad words bleeped) but there’s a part at the end where Haim says “I was awake, Corey, I was very fucking aware of what was going on with me–” and gets cut off, leaving us to sort-of maybe wonder who Haim is talking about.

The Two Coreys Are Back, And Beating Each Other Up

Lindsay Robertson — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:07:48 +0000

Reality TV’s odd couple Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are back, and boy are they not getting along perfectly still. The tagline for the second season of The Two Coreys, which returns Sunday night on A&E is: “Still making their mark on Hollywood…any way they can.” Like by being on this show! Which I just made sure to DVR. I also just spent five mildly amusing minutes playing the new “Corey Vs Corey” promotional game, where you pick a Corey and fight the other Corey while serious sound clips from the show play incongruously in the background. Feldman has the power to blow sleepy fairy dust at Haim (super-mean since Haim is a recovering drug addict), and Haim can throw dirty socks at Feldman and fart on him (super-mean because he’s a full grown real person). These powers are known in the game as “accomplishments.” Seriously. I can’t believe nobody has blogged this awesomeness yet!