The Today Show spent seven minutes, three "journalists", and one doctor of their fourth hour today on the investigation of CLEAVAGE. This included interviewing drunk people in bars about cleavage,…   Read Story »

Carrie Fisher, who I love, I mean Love, I mean LOVE, was on The Today Show today to talk about her new memoir, Wishful Drinking. For a Today Show guest, or any celebrity, really, she's shockingly…   Read Story »

This morning, when I couldn't take any more of Britney's lethargic and totally dull GMA performance, I switched over to the Today Show, where I knew that Ann Curry would be interviewing Brad Pitt.…   Read Story »

I had The Today Show on in the background this morning, so I was treated to Kristin Chenoweth calling herself a "retard." This is notable because you're not supposed to use that word, and because…   Read Story »

This morning The Today Show worshiped at the feet of Queen Beyonce (really -- they played royal music as she strutted down a long red carpet like in The Princess Bride), and she played a concert and…   Read Story »

It's ALMOST OVER (maybe), you guys. This morning, the Today Show had Twilight's Kristen Stewart (who "only shops at used book stores") and Robert Pattinson on to talk about the movie they both seem…   Read Story »

(We know this is two posts in a row about The Today Show, but this morning's muppet takeover cannot be ignored just because of a Tracy Morgan promise.) The Today Show has been taking on some odd…   Read Story »

Have you ever noticed that Tracy Morgan refuses to look at the person who's interviewing him, and always spends most of any segment he's in staring somewhere below the camera as if he's even…   Read Story »

The Today Show is doing this series called "Family Secrets Revealed", which appears to be just a way to be more like Maury without anyone calling them out on it. This morning, I guess to balance out…   Read Story »

The Today Show does weird shit every year for Halloween, but this year was extra-embarrassing, with the cast dressed up as fairy tale characters acting out an awkward, muddled story narrated by…   Read Story »