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Kelly and I have differing opinions about this video. She thinks that it is wrong to describe a mom as "cute" and that moms should only be treated with the utmost respect. I agree about the respect…   Read Story »
Here is a video of a math teacher giving a presentation about Thanksgiving. You know, MATH? Thanksgiving math? Anyway, it's the best presentation ever given, even though I don't understand why it is…   Read Story »
There are few things in this world that make me more upset than dubstep. A few weeks ago I had a legitimate argument with a friend about dubstep that ended in us shouting, "I don't know what it is!,"…   Read Story »
You know, if Trinity hadn't used the power of true love to kiss Neo back to life after his iBody was riddled with e-Bullets we wouldn't even be having this discussion right now. THANKS A LOT,…   Read Story »
In order to promote awareness of the American space program (oh, btw, America has a space program), NASA has launched (LAUNCHED!) a line of movie-themed posters but about their space missions. Sure,…   Read Story »
Patton Oswalt was a surprise-ish guest on Friday's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, where Conan joked about losing his job after Patton said that audience applause for his recent new baby was…   Read Story »
Yesterday, we learned that Dan Quinn was a fighter, a scientist, the future richest man in the planet (yes, in the planet), a fan of Dave Chappelle, and a vlogger. The thing is, you can take the red…   Read Story »
That is the only possible explanation for how this could exist. That or Liz Phair not having anyone around her who cares enough to tell her that the AOL people are not at the top of the…   Read Story »