Videogum » The Last Kiss http://videogum.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:45:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Last Kiss http://videogum.com/60391/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_50/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/ http://videogum.com/60391/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_50/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:45:49 +0000 Gabe As a 47-year-old man, I now stand with my youth at my back, facing a future of physical decline and increasing irrelevance. THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT. I’m basically writing this from the grave (in heaven, there is free WiFi, and it’s fast and reliable). And with all of my age and wisdom, it’s funny to think back on angsty people in their early- to mid-20s, who have this weird tendency to talk about how they didn’t think they’d live that long. I have known so many people like that. It’s such a high school poet sentiment to feel like you’re not going to make it to 25. Really it’s just a lack of imagination. It’s much cooler to picture yourself as some kind of out-of-control celebrity murdered in a fiery wreck, than a slightly less attractive version of yourself living in a shitty apartment and trying to figure out what the fuck you’re going to do with the rest of the time before you die. But aging is difficult. Obviously, I could be projecting a little bit here about my own youthful struggles with the passage of time and the approach of adulthood (although I never thought I would die young. I am going to live forever, duh), but I don’t think so. There are an awful lot of movies about boys who refuse to grow up, and I didn’t write them. Assholes wrote them.

One of those movies is The Last Kiss. And if fucking sucks.

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