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The Guy Who Pimped Out His Kid Is The Next Bachelor
Aug 21st, 2008 1 Comment
Ugh, I hated Jason, the biggest loser on the last season of The Bachelorette, and not just because he tried too hard. When he told Deanna he had a child from a previous relationship, that was cool,…   Read Story »
Shayne Lamas Either Increases Or Ruins Her Chances Of Being The Next Bachelorette
Aug 20th, 2008 Comment
Last night, Shayne Lamas, the "winner" of The Bachelor: London Calling who split up with Bachelor Matt last month, went to a party and let the LastNightsParty photographer take pictures of her being…   Read Story »
Matt The Bachelor And Shayne Lamas: London Never Calling Again, Changing Number
Jul 25th, 2008 1 Comment
If you gave it six months, well, you're a hopeless romantic. In a story they probably had ready in the well, People reports today that Matt, star of The Bachelor: London Calling, has broken things…   Read Story »
Despite Spelling Disaster, Team Jesse Wins The Bachelorette
Jul 8th, 2008 1 Comment
Last night, DeAnna the Bachelorette chose Jesse, the snowboarding, "longer-haired" "Duckie" of the group to be her fiance. I was on Team Jesse, and what I saw of the three hours of…   Read Story »
Please Let Jesse Duckie Win The Bachelorette Tonight
Jul 7th, 2008 2 Comments
  Tonight's the big night! The prettiest Bachelorette in all of Bachelorette history, DeAnna Pappas, will choose between Jesse (Duckie) and that boring guy with a kid who he allowed to be shown…   Read Story »
The Bachelorette Makes A Big Mistake. Big. Huge.
Jun 24th, 2008 1 Comment
Oh SNAP! Last night's Bachelorette was actually interesting! After visiting the homes of the four remaining guys, DeAnna chose to send Graham The Basketball Player, the one she was really falling…   Read Story »
Make Your Own Crappy Bachelorette "Mix Tape"
May 28th, 2008 3 Comments
Someone at ABC, probably an intern, is cool and knows about the existence of muxtape.com. This intern must have suggested in a meeting that ABC promote the new season of The Bachelorette by allowing…   Read Story »
The Bachelorette: It's Nice To See Dudes Make Drunken Asses Out Of Themselves For A Change
May 20th, 2008 2 Comments
Well, for a change unless you watch The Real World. The Bachelorette: Justice For DeAnna premiered last night, and this drunk guy Greg didn't take too kindly to being kicked off the show by his…   Read Story »
VH1 Will Air The Bachelor Almost Constantly For An Entire Week
May 15th, 2008 Comment
VH1 has acquired all 12 "cycles" or as we called them before Tyra, "seasons," of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette franchises, and is pulling a daily marathon stunt in June. From the press…   Read Story »
The British Bachelor Chooses His Chylde Bryde
May 13th, 2008 2 Comments
"Shayne's a little monkey. When she cuddles me, it's like a monkey holding on." - Bachelor Matt Grant Well, I was wrong. Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant took the girls back to meet his…   Read Story »