Hey, so have you guys been keeping up with all the telenovela shit going down with The Bachelor? We knew it was going to be "freakish," and "pure Network," but as of last week there's now a huge…   Read Story »

The New York Times has a story today about what a huge hit this season of The Bachelor is because the bachelor has a kid this time. And then, suddenly, there's this part: [The show's producer] Mr.…   Read Story »

Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode,…   Read Story »

In a charming YouTube video he describes as "proof I have too much time on my hands," a Canadian gentleman demonstrates with footage how he's figured out, only two episodes in, which woman Jason…   Read Story »

Talk about burying the lead! On last night's interminable 2-hour premiere of The Bachelor (no reality show should ever be 2 hours), all of the usual things happened: drunk bitches alternately…   Read Story »

If one of your New Year's resolutions was to watch better television, or watch less crap television, yay, me too. And smart people like us can start tonight, with the first two episodes of the BBC's…   Read Story »

The new Bachelor from the next season of The Bachelor is engaged and in love after being on The Bachelor! Duh, because they all release a statement saying that before every Bachelor cycle. But…   Read Story »

Have you seen this new-ish daytime show, The Doctors? Basically, The Doctors is like The View, only with doctors. But the doctors aren't any smarter than the women on The View, the way you would…   Read Story »

You probably don't know who Deanna and Jesse are, so here's who they are: Deanna was the most recent Bachelorette, and Jesse is the goofy snowboarder she chose to get engaged to. But then this week,…   Read Story »

In the lowest level celebrity tabloid lifestyle war of all time, earlier this week, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone announced that he and his wife are expecting. Today, his ex (and ex Bachelorette)…   Read Story »