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Jan 20th, 2011 52 Comments
Oh, ladies. Always a pharmaceutical sales rep, never a TV bride!   Read Story »
Jan 4th, 2011 73 Comments
This season of The Bachelor, which premiered last night on ABC, stars Brad Womack as The Bachelor again. I guess he was already The Bachelor once? Well he's back. Congrats, ladies. If someone goes on…   Read Story »
Nov 15th, 2010 67 Comments
If you're anything like me, then you have been beating your head against a cinder block incessantly ever since they took Temptation Island off the air (with a brief respite from the banging to watch…   Read Story »
May 17th, 2010 71 Comments
If there is one thing that people who love to play videogames know about it is the crushing desperation of loneliness and the impossibility of finding true romantic love. THE LEGEND OF ZINGD-YA. Just…   Read Story »
Jun 19th, 2009 22 Comments
Wait, FOX's July 28 overweight-people dating show by the creator of The Bachelor isn't called The Fatchelor anymore, it's back to being called More To Love? (Variety hasn't published a correction.)…   Read Story »
May 19th, 2009 21 Comments
The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is successful in part because it rarely changes. Despite "tweaks" like last night's 30 men instead of 25, the series is comforting in its predictable cycles of…   Read Story »
May 15th, 2009 5 Comments
Back in March when Fox announced that they were producing a new reality show in which overweight women would compete for the love of "a Kevin James type," I made an obvious, silly, joke that the show…   Read Story »
Mar 30th, 2009 2 Comments
FOX has greenlit a new reality show by the creators of The Bachelor, where overweight women will compete for the love of "a Kevin James type." It's called The Fatchelor. JK, it's called More To Love,…   Read Story »
Mar 3rd, 2009 3 Comments
So all of the things prophesied by The Hard Core Bachelor Bloggers for the Bachelor End Times came to pass last night: Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, waited six weeks, went on TV again,…   Read Story »
Mar 2nd, 2009 3 Comments
The rumored huge gigantic Bachelor twist/scandal will finally be revealed tonight on the show's "freakish" finale, despite an adorable "Don't Air The Show" fan petition (Who knew Bachelor fans were…   Read Story »

























