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Did you know there are multiple televised interviews with your hand model girlfriend Ellen Sirot and that she's successively worse in each one that you watch? It doesn't matter what order. She's also…   Read Story »
"I've dated a few hand models in the past, sure, who hasn't? But those relationships never worked out. I think the main problem with the other hand model girlfriends I've known is that they were…   Read Story »
"Over time, I have definitely found that what I am attracted to has changed. The more that I come to know myself, the more that I can finally pinpoint what exactly it is that I'm looking for in a…   Read Story »
"A lot of people think that if they could mix and match characteristics and traits from all of their previous relationships, just cherry pick their favorite things about each person that they've been…   Read Story »
Look, I'm as aware as anyone of the importance of finding something in this world that makes you happy. It's the only way to stay afloat! And if your girlfriend wants to fill the apartment that the…   Read Story »
"I know that no one is perfect, and that the key to a long and successful relationship is a combination of compromise, realistic expectations, and patience, but that doesn't mean you have to…   Read Story »