Rich Juzwiak posted this clip over on Gawker more than a week ago, so it's basically ancient herstory that has almost been lost to the ravaging sands of time. But Gawker has this very…   Read Story »

"I don't know that I would even say that I know what I look for in a man, because if you say what it is that you think you're looking for, then you're potentially eliminating the possibility to meet…   Read Story »

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE OCEAN! The two of you were clearly made for each other. Kiss! Kiss! Did you read the part where his mom says…   Read Story »

Break ups are tough, but it's important to just get back in that saddle. This guy has a lot of qualities and hopefully someone out there fits his requirements. Something does tell me that the demand…   Read Story »

You loooooove him, you want to kiiiiiiiiiss him, he is your huuuuuuuuusband, you two are marrrrrrrrrrrrried. Obviously, a serious, committed, longterm relationship involves a lot of compromise. But…   Read Story »

Ugh. This guy. Look at this guy! Fuck this guy for real. As if the lion's life isn't sad enough already that he's been stolen from his natural habitat to live in a tiny glass cage for his whole…   Read Story »

You and your friends have a pact that your love lives are your own business. No judging allowed. Each of you understand that sometimes what can look on the outside like a sloppy doofus can be, deep…   Read Story »

It's crazy how long you and Geraldo have been together. We've all had our share of serious relationships and long-term commitment, but for those of us without a decades long relationship under our…   Read Story »

In Chloe's defense, it's difficult to know how basic mathematic principals work when your husband is preparing to humiliate you on the Internet. Divorce him! Show your work!   Read Story »

There are definitely times when it's more appropriate for your boyfriend to bust out his Morgan Freeman impersonation than others. It's one thing when he does it at a party with all of your friends.…   Read Story »