Hey, did you hear about the sinkhole that opened up in Florida underneath a man's bedroom, swallowing him and killing him? They assume? Not that they can check because it keeps getting bigger and…   Read Story »

What? You don't like art? What about music, do you like music? And puppet friendship? How about ambient wind noise, do you like that? You are impossible. (Via Amil Niazi.)   Read Story »

Obviously, nobody likes Mondays, but that’s no excuse to walk around like a Grouchapus. These guys know what I’m talking about. You all look better. Now just drink this. What’s that?…   Read Story »