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Movies For Dudes: Tango And Cash

Gabe Liedman — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:45:38 +0000

[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only half a t-shirt on and nothing left to lose reign supreme. He loves those movies for so many reasons, all of which are that they turn him ON.]

Where to begin with this movie? It is excellent? It’s an action-comedy of exceptionally high quality in both genres? The jokes are funny, the action is exciting and fantastic? It’s a “typical” buddy-flick spiked with an opposites-attract/different-sides-of-the-tracks liqueur that so many other movies like it get wrong as fuck? But this one doesn’t, hence “typical” in quotes? It more-than lives up to its potential on the Boner Scale? Even Sylevester Stallone, punch drunk and juiced to the point of slurred speech, sporting an F-cup bro that would make Coco T feel like a prepubescent Veda Sultenfuss by comparison, is as dashing in his Armani suits as he is in a torn and bloody wifebeater? That Kurt Russell is a vision of ‘80’s butch, the wet dream of Aunt Jackie from Roseanne, blue-eyed and ripped-in-a-normal-but-highly-gym’d-just-not-chemically-enhanced-probably way, hidden beneath a sometimes-wet, sometimes-dry Blance Devereaux glamour mullet? That there is an extended Teri-Hatcher-as-Sheila-E drum-burlesque-number for no EVERY reason? Everyone else has probably already seen this movie a million times, but for those of you who secretly haven’t: it’s on Netflix streaming right now. So, rate it 5 stars, push play (in that order), then sit back with a bottle of rum and a gallon of egg nog per person in the room. By the end you’ll be making Oscars out of your toiletries and throwing them at the TV with delight. Guaranteed.

Teri Hatcher Is Gunning For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Jail Cell

Gabe — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:00:13 +0000

Teri Hatcher has teamed up with Disney Family to launch her own women’s lifestyle website. I bet women are so pumped. “Thanks, Teri!” — women.

Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O’Brien Falling And Hitting His Head

Gabe — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:24:38 +0000

As you may have read, during the taping of last Friday’s episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, during a sketch in which Conan raced Teri Hatcher into the studio, Conan slipped and hit his head. He was later taken to the hospital and it was revealed that he had a concussion. Yikes! A rerun was aired instead of the episode, for obvious reasons. Jeez Oh Pete, well that is awful. Stupid Teri Hatcher. NBRTH, you guys, Never Be Racing Teri Hatcher. Anyway, Conan was released from the ICU (I am assuming he was in the ICU, using my years of medical training and in-field experience as a basis for my assumptions) and returned to the air last night. However, after the jump is the unaired clip of his horrifying slip and fall. Is that what you want, monsters? Is that what your eyes hunger for?

If I Knew John Hodgman Was Going To Be In Coraline, I Would Have Given A Shit About Coraline

Lindsay Robertson — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:30:08 +0000

Coraline looks really cool and art-directed. But since I’m much more of a documentary/comedy person than an animated scary movie person, I kind of filed Coraline away in the “Sure, I will be dragged to that on a lazy Sunday afternoon after a four-mimosa brunch if socially imperative” section of my mind. But now that I know John Hodgman is in it, fuck that plan. I will go see Coraline to hear his voice, because he’s John Fucking Hodgman. In this Coraline promo video, John is asked what it was like to work with Teri Hatcher. For real.