Rupert Grint, the professional actor who portrays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies, got the swine flu! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Whoa! I made him a Get Well Soon card! That ought to…   Read Story »

Someone is (probably) benefiting from Swine Flu fears: the makers of workplace educational videos meant to reduce employee sickness, featuring 8 different "coughing strategies" demonstrated by a…   Read Story »

It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional…   Read Story »

ABC's America This Morning, having exhausted all other attention-grabby ways of milking the swine flu craze, decided to just fuck it and show clips of Leno, Colbert, and Stewart joking about the…   Read Story »