Oh wait. A joke about SpongeBob SquarePants being OUR generation's Gumby is not actually that funny. You know, because of how HE IS LITERALLY OUR GENERATION'S GUMBY. You know what else isn't funny?…   Read Story »

If I didn't see this on TV last night with my own eyes, I would believe it was a joke. Burger King is selling kid's meals with a re-mix of "Baby Got Back" celebrating "square butts." Because…   Read Story »

There's a common belief among the civilian population that comedians just live funnier lives, and that's why they have such funny stories. But I think most comedians would tell you that their lives…   Read Story »