Obviously, she waited an appropriate amount of time after Aurora and Sandy Hook to come forward, but Heidi Montag has finally broken her legendary silence about how guns is "her favorite." American…   Read Story »

As Gabe has already pointed out, this has been a trying week. All of that garbage AND we had to say goodbye to our friends on 30 Rock AND we don't get to live the lives of either Nick or Jess, so…   Read Story »

Remember Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? They were on The Hills. One of them has a sad plastic face and the other one has a scary troll face? Well they are on a press tour for their season of…   Read Story »

Whoa, remember these old friends?! Our pals! Back for the holidays! Just to put things in perspective, during the last presidential election, some people thought it mattered who these dumb dumbs were…   Read Story »

Back in 2009, we declared an end to giving any of the fools from The Hills any more attention, but I'd hardly say this counts as attention. It's just two sad liars, one wearing a permanent monster…   Read Story »

Move over, Charlie Sheen. You are no longer Mr. Cool Disguise. Now, Spencer Pratt is Mr. Cool Disguise. Everyone adjust your files accordingly.   Read Story »

Trailer for season 6 of The Hills, you guys: It's hard to figure out what Kristin Cavallari says in the part that's bleeped out. "You [bleeped] with the wrong girl, dude." Hmmm. "You have devoted…   Read Story »

The Hills ended last Sunday with a one hour finale in which Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married, Lauren Conrad "quit" her "job," and Kristen Cavallari showed up as if somehow we were supposed…   Read Story »

I'm going to start out by saying this: we will not be regularly covering I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here on this site. I know that saying that is like calling someone to tell them you're never…   Read Story »

Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he…   Read Story »