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Jennifer Aniston has been the official spokesperson for SmartWater for awhile now, and this new ad is certainly in line with the ads that have come before it, but it still does not answer the…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Nothing!!!!!!!! Kelly: Is anything up with you? Gabe: hmmm Gabe: not too much Gabe: still thinking about the Revolution pilot Gabe:…   Read Story »
No h2o but I'm super thirsty all of a sudden. Or: WHERE'S WATER, STRING? HUH? WHERE'S WATER? Or: "My name is DSI John Luther and your thirst is under arrest and also I don't play by the…   Read Story »
You know, for a place (the Internet) that fancies itself to have no rules and be run by the people, the Internet sure seems to mostly be a very predictable system of self-referential Jay Leno-caliber…   Read Story »