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		<title>Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lindsay Robertson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;These shows are basically teaching a skank to believe &#8216;I have to drink Jagermeister shots out of another skank&#8217;s infected double-pierced belly button or I&#8217;m not good enough!&#8217;&#8221;: For someone who runs around obnoxiously proclaiming to never watch these shows, I certainly managed to get all of the references. Maybe I&#8217;m Ambien-watching MTV late at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;These shows are basically teaching a skank to believe &#8216;I have to drink Jagermeister shots out of another skank&#8217;s infected double-pierced belly button or I&#8217;m not good enough!&#8217;&#8221;:</p>
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<p>For someone who runs around obnoxiously proclaiming to <em>never</em> watch these shows, I certainly managed to get all of the references. Maybe I&#8217;m Ambien-watching MTV late at night and not remembering it. Yeah, that has to be it.</p>
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